I love that Bubba can bend the ball but if he ever got a balata in there by mistake, he’d hit his own ass with it hitting a wedge shot. There’s bending the ball when it’s called for but to do it just to do it, makes you wonder.
Hmmm, Bubbas’ last round recap. On a nice sunny warm day with almost zero wind.
Hole 1 - Let’s start this off right. DOH!!! Bogey…
Hole 2 - 40 yard slice from the fairway with an iron to the the left bunker. Gets up and down from the pristine white sand there for birdie. Oh par 5 is it?
Hole 3 - Par. It’s a short hole and that’s all he got?
Hole 4 - Hits green. Leaves long putt short about 3 feet. Par
Hole 5 - 3wood to FW. Iron on. Makes about a 30 footer for birdie.
Hole 6 - Flies over the green. Up and down for par
Hole 7 - slices a 3 wood (what no pink 3 wood?) into the pine trees, lays up while butt-humping the pine tree. Up and down for par
Hole 8 - lips out putt and tries to blame it on a spike mark… makes par
Hole 9 - blows a soft wedge past the hole 30+ feet . Starts the putt, looks like he doesn’t like it and then it almost goes in then looks pissed he missed. Par
Hole 10 - Hooks pinky into the trees/gallery. Gets a decent lie/great angle into green and 2 putts for par.
Hole 11 - Pinky finds the fairway. On green 2 putt par.
Hole 12 - Flies over green about 5 feet. Putts past the hole 6 and to the right of hole about 3 feet. Misses putt. Bogey.
So far even for the round. But now the magic happens.
Hole 13 - Pinky in the FW. On in two with medium iron that looks like he’s swinging a light saber to block Darth Vader. 30 ft er. Leaves the first putt 5 feet short. Makes the putt for birdie. Oh this is a par 5? really?
Hole 14 - Pinky is hot. FW again. Short iron again and almost flies the green but catches the edge and rolls back to 4 feet. Has that “Whew!!!” look on his face after that shot. Birdie.
Hole 15 - Pinky I love U! FW again. Middleish iron onto green about 18 feet. Comes up short and off line. Tap in for birdie. What Par 5 again? really?
Yes really, 15 is giving out birdies and eagles like a avian gumball machine. Top 10 in the tournament on Sunday go (7 birds, 2 eagles) Might we discuss this with the powers to be and call it what it really is? A par 4!
Hole 16 - Iron shot, not the traditional Sunday past the flag have it roll back shot. Just gets it on the front of green by about 1 foot or so. 6 foot putt. Birdie.
Hole 17 - OH NO PINKY! I hate you!!! Slice left into the trees. Nice lie, just go over trees straight shot to green. 40 foot putt luckily hits hole and leaves only 3 feet. Could have been 5 or 6 feet. Par.
Hole 18 - Pinky I luv u again! FW. Wedge for 22 foot putt. Miss then Par.
Hey I’m in a playoff!
Hole 18 - Pinky is en fuego (FW). Short Iron to 12 feet. Miss and par.
Hole 10 - PINK!!! Yer killing me. Hook right into the trees/gallery. Ah another miracle window and decent lie. This is where having a 30 yard hook wedge pays the dividends. Best shot of the day onto the green. 9 foot putt for the win at the Masters to finish in style with a birdie. Baaaaahnt!!! Brick. Tap in for par. Oh wait, the other guy bogied!!!
One green jacket in lefty please!!!
Not what I would call the greatest Masters ever but I guess someone in the field had to win this week.
Best part of the show was the highlights from the older Masters. Man, the look on Greg Normans face when Larry Mize made that chip in to win. Or when Ben Crenshaw won after Harvey Penick died with Davis Love III trying just as hard to win for him too. That’s an amazing Masters.
It’s like looking at a beautiful, classy Hollywood star that’s past her prime, but you still have fond memories of the good years…