Well, Toto, looks like we’re not in Kansas anymore… .
Today’s trip to the driving range was perhaps the most embarassing and frustrating day in my entire golfing career.
It was my first trip out testing the persimmon drivers that Mr. Ebay delivered to me: A Power-built Citation, just like the one I had as a kid, a Macgregor Tommy Armour Silver Scot Penna Model 4251, and a 1957 MacGregor Tommy Armour.
The warmup shots were good, I was striping my dyna two iron (thanks again, bentshaft). As I pulled that 4251 and wrapped my fingers 'round that leather grip, thoughts of “oh boy, this is gonna be cool,” filled my head. Man, was I wrong. What’s that line 'bout hubris again?
Holy cow. Epic fail. Nothin’ but topped balls and Hosel fades. And an entirely new ballflight, heretofore unseen, best described as a Baltimore Chop.
It was sickening. I’d switch to my dyna 2, hit 4 out of 5 as sweet as I can hit that club, knock a couple of decent seven irons, switch back to the driver, then proceed to roll one out past the 25 yard marker. And again. And again. I tried teeing the ball up, teeing it down. I tried just the Mod 1 drill swing, no joy.
Out came the Citation. The exact same club I used to hit a drive out of Highlands GC driving range. Not today though. Wow, was that ugly.
Then I remembered on of the first things I’d ever read by lag, a drill where you tee up the ball, then drop to your knees, and take a swing. Maybe that would help dial in the feel.
Nope. Out of 30 swings, I hit the ball once. And that was a glancing skull shot. For all I know, I hit the ball with shaft. It was brutal.
I can’t remember a more frustrating moment in 40 odd years of playin’ sports. My swing was like nothing so much as a helicopter rotor mounted on a busted swash plate: I would swing, then hit the ground three feet behind the ball; reload, swing again, hit 30 inches behind, then 28, then 20 and so on, up to about six inches behind.
I couldn’t make the club not bounce off the ground. Where in blue blazes did this cyclic prang come from?
But todays session did provide valuable feedback; in that what I know and what I think I know are TWO VERY DIFFERENT things.
If any of you haven’t tried this drill for yourself, I wholeheartedly recommend it. Just don’t try it with anyone who might be prone to needle / ride / or otherwise comment adversly on your efforts.
So, it’s back to the drawin’ board, tryin’ to figure this one out.
Regards
Hawg1
BTW, if anyone in ABS land has any ideas / thoughts on why this drill and practice session went so horribley wrong, please, do post.